Bette Midler Has Just About the Biggest Titties I've Ever Seen

Holy Shit Bette Midler!   TITTIES EVERYWHERE!    Million dollar question.  Would you motorboat these sons of bitches?  I think you got to right?  It’s like skydiving.  You think I really want to do that shit?  Fuck no.  I’m afraid I’ll puke and choke on it and die like that dude on the Turkish Twist, but I want to say I did it.   Same goes here.  Imagine this as an icebreaker at a party?   Hey Pres you been up to anything new?  Well I did motorboat Bette Midler’s huge ass titties…Game changer.