White Kid Has The Whitest Series Of Plays Ever Witnessed On A Basketball Court
Remember in Space Jam when Bill Murray told Michael Jordan that Larry Bird wasn’t white he was clear? Well this kid is whatever’s clearer than clear. It just doesn’t get any more white than running up to the ball in a fundamentally sound defensive position only to have your ankles snapped in half then following it up with a complaint to the ref.
Luckily his buddy bailed him out with a block, but then he ruined it with possibly the most uncoordinated play of all time.
I guess he was trying to Euro step? I don’t know. All I know is that poor guy’s brain wrote a check his body couldn’t cash. I know what it feels like brother, I’ve been there. In my head I’m James Harden, but in reality I’m a guy who can barely walk down a set of stairs. Oh well. If I’m him I’m hanging them up. Some of us have to retire earlier than others. And that’s okay.