Matisse Thybulle Is Your Favorite Rookie's Favorite Rookie

Zion Williamson? Never heard of her. Ja Morant? More like NA Morant. Tyler Herro? Not the Herro we need or the Herro we give a shit about.

Folks, it's time for everybody to turn on their brains, open up their eyes, and realize that this sweet prince standing before you is not only the clear cut favorite for Rookie of the Year but should also be thrown into the MVP conversation as well. 

This team is now 13-1 in games when Matisse is on the floor for more than 15 minutes. And when our son is blossoming into the shooter that this team desperately needs right in front of our eyes? As well as being an absolute menace defensively? Well then the Sixers should end the season 70-1 in games when Matisse is on the floor for more than 15 minutes. And I mean...just look at him. 

Out there having the time of his life. The Baby Yoda of the NBA. Looks sweet and innocent but if he has the chance, he can end your entire existence. All I'm saying is that Matisse Thybulle is the key to the Sixers winning a championship and if that doesn't fit the definition of MVP then I don't know why we'd even bother to hand out the award anymore. 

@BarstoolJordie

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