Someone Rebooted The Star Wars Movies By Adding Tommy Wiseau From "The Room" Into A Bunch Of Scenes And It Is A Cinematic MASTERPIECE

Someone wake up George Lucas on whatever pile of money he is sleeping on at Skywalker Ranch and tell him that someone just fixed the biggest mistake of his career by creating the best Star Wars movie this side of Empire with some green screen tricks and trading in Jar Jar Binks for Tommy Wiseau. I know putting a video anywhere near double digits in seconds let alone minutes is a big no no here on Barstool Sports (dot) com. But if you have 20 minutes to spare, you will watch a masterpiece full of love, betrayal, heartbreak, football, and Tommy asking how Yoda's sex life is (which I'm guessing was booming based on this little guy's mere existence).

Based on how good this video blends together along with how bad The Room and the first two prequels were, you could actually convince me that those movies were created so this 20 minute work of art could be made. OK, I take back what I said about The Room being bad because watching it was the most fun I have had in years. But I'd truly be down with Tommy Wiseau being the one that broke Ani's heart and turned him to the dark side instead of Natalie Portman since they are both tremendous actors. Tommy then getting it in with Kylo Ren and ruling the galaxy with the Sith Lord formerly known as Ben Solo followed by him finally being redeemed by his son Mark is a little wonky, but I think it still works. I realize this lights a whole bunch of Star Wars stories on fire and kills Empire, which is a Top 5 favorite movie of mine. But millions of Star Warriors Star Wars fans are already so jaded with either the prequels and/or the sequels, I think they would rather hear Tommy say "Chip chip chippppp" over some ramblings about midochlorians, trade embargos, or pretty much any line uttered in The Last Jedi. 

Which is why I am declaring this video the official Star Wars saga since I blogged it before anybody else did. I was hooked watching the first two episodes. But once the twists came of Tommy saying things like "You're tearing me apart Leia" and "Hi Mark" to Mark Hamill, I briefly forgot the previous 8 movies of the Skywalker Saga even existed.

P.S. This video of George Lucas reacting to the screening of Phantom Menace before it was released to the world is one of the funniest things I have ever seen and that's coming from someone who considers Phantom Menace the biggest movie letdown of their lives.

P.P.S. If you haven't seen The Room yet, try to get to it ASAP because I consider it a Must Watch because it is so bad it is good. Actually make that so incomprehensibly bad it is tremendous. I included a copy of it in the blog just because I'm not sure if/where it is streaming right now.

Boom, more than 2 hours of free content in one blog and we just saved a beloved movie franchise all for the price of a simple click. Don't forget your pal Clem is always looking out for you guys.