Bengals Cheerleaders Suing The Team Because They're Not Allowed To Have Saggy Boobs Or Wear Underwear

NYDN – Being a Ben-Gal cheerleader means no fun at NFL football games — ever. A class action filed by former Cincinnati Bengals cheerleader Alexa Brenneman claims the franchise violated federal wage laws, and also reveals the laundry list of requirements each member of the cheer squad must maintain to keep the $2.85 an hour gig. The six-page document of “Cincinnati Ben-Gal Rules” features detailed demands of the 24 members. “No slouching breasts. Support as needed” is one requirement. “No panties are to be worn under practice clothes or uniform, not even thong panties” is another. The lawsuit, reported Thursday by the  Cincinnati Enquirer, is reminiscent of another suit filed by a former Oakland Raiderette cheerleader last month. Brenneman said she and the rest of the squad worked more than 300 hours per season attending mandatory practices, charity events and volunteer work, but were paid a paid a paltry $90 per game. That amount falls well shy of Ohio’s 2013 minimum wage of $7.85 an hour, the suit contends. But it isn’t just the pay that’s insulting. Cheerleaders must also submit to “glamour evaluations” and are put on “weight probation” if their weight fluctuates by more than three pounds. They also can’t associate with the Bengal players at all. Other outrageous Ben-Gal requirements: “Less than 100% participation (example: mocking leaps, turns, dances etc.) or sitting on the sidelines with an injury or illness does not mean participation.”  “If you are over your 3 lb leniency weight, you will be required to stay 30 minutes after practice for extra conditioning.” “Insubordination to even the slightest degree IS ABSOLUTELY NOT TOLERATED!!!” “If you are benched for weight violations for more than two games and/or team events, you will be put on weight probation for three weeks … If no improvements are show, you can/will be dismissed from the team.”

Caught wind of this lawsuit from Boomer and Carton this morning. Listening to Boomer talking about panties and g-strings and panty lines was as cringeworthy as it gets. I felt like a chick when they hear the word “moist.”

These Ben-Gals are a fucking pain in the ass, huh? Like at what point does the organization just realize its absolutely not worth the headache to have these broads dancing on the sidelines? You got that chick who fucked her student. Now they’re all crying because they can’t wear underpants and they get paid like indentured servants. Waahh waaah waaaaah. Hey girls why don’t you do me a favor and shut the fuck up? You’re part of the NFL. You know how strict uniform regulations are? If a guy’s sock is just slightly off you’re looking at a fine. If the Bengals say they want you dancing around commando with your pussy out, then those are the rules. You think a cheerleading squad with saggy tits puts asses in the seats? For sure not.

There are 3 goddam rules. Don’t wear bloomers, don’t have bad tits, don’t bang your students. Just shake your pom poms with perky boobs and no panty lines and STFU. This is basic shit when it comes to chicks who are one half step above strippers.

PS – You think there’s a female “cup check” for their underwear? Like the coach walks around and yanks as hard as she can trying to give a girl a wedgie and if there’s a thong underneath there its lights out for your buttcrack? That’ll get everyone to comply with the rules real quick.