Grading the Newest Sex Scandal Teacher, November 26, 2019
Reader email – Hi Jerry,
Let me first say I’m a big fan of your work when it comes to SSTing. Keep it up.
You’re probably already aware of this one as the story just broke down here in the ATX.
I had an inside line on this story last week and really tried to get more substance other than testimony from my mole.
Not to go Schiff on you here but my insider informed me that apparently there is a cuck involved and said cuck worked at the SAME school. Not to mention, the accused is a 2019 “Secondary Teacher of the year” recipient. …
Keep up the great work and wishing you and yours a Happy Thanksgiving.
Obviously I can’t confirm nor deny that this Sex Scandal Teacher story involves a cuck situation in any way. Not that I doubt the veracity of the loyal legions of SSToolies who take the time to write and are out there every day working hard to ensure pervert lady teachers get the grades they deserve and make this vale of tears a better place. But don’t let the fact I posted the email be taken as an endorsement of the information contained within. I’ve had SSTs that turned out very much to be cuckold husband scenarios. But most of the time, a guy is simply done wrong by the career woman he married. With that as a disclaimer, let’s see what this is all about.
Texas – An award-winning science teacher has been arrested and charged with having an improper relationship with a student.
Randi Chaverria, 36, was arrested at her home in Round Rock, Texas, on Tuesday morning and charged with the second-degree felony. She faces up to 20 years behind bars if convicted of the charge.
Futher details of the allegations against Chaverria, who taught at Round Rock High School have yet to be released, but she has been dismissed from her job.
Her alleged crimes emerged just a year and a half after she was named Secondary Teacher of the Year by her school district.
Speaking after she bagged the accolade, Chaverria said: ‘More than any curriculum I teach my students, I hope they will walk away from my classroom thinking of ways that they can make a difference in their community and impact the lives of others for the better.’
Obviously the details here are paper thin. Non-existent really, at least by the lofty standards of a great SST state like Texas, where the bar is set so high. All we know is Randi Chaverria is out a job because of some sort of unspecified inappropriateness and facing 20 years. That and the fact she’s a decorated teacher. Recognized by her peers for the way she taught science to secondary school students. Including, I suppose, biology, chemistry, anatomy and physiology, inside the classroom and after school. For dedicated educators like Randi, there is no better, surer way to make a difference in the community and impact the lives of others like Scandalous Teacher Sex. Now please accept from me on behalf of this emailer and SSToolies everywhere, the only honor higher than a Teacher of the Year award: Grading the Newest Sex Scandal Teacher immortality.
The Grades:
Looks: I don’t think it’s any great secret that I give extra credit to the Gingers. And Mrs. Chaverria is no exception. She’s a plus-sized woman to be sure, one who wears it well. And seems to have a lot of the elements of other current Ginger greats, from Christian Hendricks to Julianne Moore to Emma Stone. I know this will be unpopular with the body shamers and the ones with impossibly high standards who want me to flunk everybody, but it’s a matter of personal tastes.
Grade: C+
Moral Compass/Bad Judgment: Be better, Texas. I expect more out of a Teacher of the Year.
Grade: D
Intangibles: Randi – /ˈrandē/ adjective “sexually aroused or excited.”
Grade: A
Overall: C-.
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