The New WooSox Logo Was Unveiled Today And It Looks Like The Old Walmart Logo

I mean, what the fuck are we doing here? I would’ve loved to have been in the meeting where this logo was unveiled and everyone in the room nodded in approval, like, “Yes. This is it. This is the one.”

Apparently the smiley face was invented in Worcester? Cool. I feel like we can still do better. I don’t see how the smiley face correlates with baseball in any way, shape or form. Not that most team logos have anything to do with baseball, but I just hate when people smile too much. Seems fake. Nobody’s that happy.

I’m also sad for the baseball fans in Pawtucket. It sucks to lose the PawSox in Rhode Island, but I’m also happy for the baseball fans out in Worcester who are getting the Red Sox’ Triple-A affiliate. I don’t have a dog in the fight here, so Pawtucket losing a team and Worcester gaining a team doesn’t sway my opinion that this logo stinks.

Here’s what I’m thinking — Rusney Castillo as the team logo. The guy is being paid $72 million to be stuck in the purgatory that is Triple-A baseball for the rest of eternity. He wins team MVP every single year and he’ll never get called up no matter how good he is. It’s hilarious and sad at the same time. If he doesn’t get a statue outside of the new stadium for being the best player in team history, then the least you can do is put the fuckin’ guy on the damn logo. He’s earned that much.

Beautiful. Perfect. Sexy. I’d buy that shirt in a heartbeat.