Anyone In Need Of Some Barbaric Battle Spikes?

CL - Barbaric Battle Clubs - $125 (Salisbury/Beverly)

23″ total length to tip of spike
21 spikes on each club
Reproduction but awesome

Ummm, yes please! I’ve long thought that it was time for me to get a weapon, on account of me being a huge pussy. But you see, the problem with me being a pussy is that it extends further than my lack of ability to throw a punch.  I also don’t know how to use weapons. I’ve never fired a gun, I could never bring myself to stab someone point blank. But a barbaric battle club? Seems right up my alley. Bash robbers heads in like it’s a game of whack-a-mole. It’s like a Charlie Kelly Rat Stick only for humans.

I’m gonna buy these things and stand in front of a mirror naked, taking monster cuts. Dougie’s going deep tonight!