Where Were You When The Philadelphia 76ers Dynasty Officially Began With The First Career Ben Simmons 3?
The only thing holding the 2019-20 Philadelphia 76ers Men's Professional Basketball team back is the fact that this team couldn't shoot for shit. They're just a bunch of gargantuan freaks playing bully ball out there. Which is all well and good until you need somebody to step in, drag their nuts across the floor, and drill a big time 3.
Well guess what, bitches? Ben Simmons is out here shooting 100% from 3 and now you're all in deep, deep shit. It has finally been unleashed. The toothpaste is out of the bottle. Pandora's box has been opened. Now that Ben has finally taken his first 3 and it was wet as fuck? Well he's just going to make a mockery out of the entire NBA. There is now nothing on a basketball court that this man can't do.
So I hope you remember exactly where you were and who you were with tonight, because history was made and the world was forever altered. The Philadelphia 76ers are about to become the league's next dynasty and it's all thanks to Ben Simmons and that silky, silky, wet jumper.
MUSIC!