Chinese Chick Gets Absolutely Bundled By A Rogue Shopping Cart

Watching that was like a perfectly timed blindside blitz from a cornerback. You see the entire play developing. You think “oh man if he doesn’t get his head on a swivel this is gonna really hurt.” And then BOOM! They go sliding 100 yards and their internal organs get demolished.  As a sidenote the chick supposedly died.   I don’t know how that’s possible?  Either way I asked Pres if I could post it in light of that fact we witnessed a tragedy and he said it didn’t count as a real death because it happened in China.  Makes sense to me.