Bill Walton's Season Debut: Shriveling Midgets And Celebrating Christmas With The Grateful Dead

This is Bill Walton's time to shine. This is also a Bill Walton fan account (or whatever you want to call it). I fucking love when Walton is calling a game. I've said it before but with the invention of Twitter and everything else, announcers don't need to really be there. I can see what's going on. I don't need someone like Reggie Miller spewing shit from his mouth and boring me. Give me Walton going off the rails. It's at least entertaining and that's why last night was important. It was a warm-up game for Walton since no one gets the Pac-12 Network. He has to get ready for Maui in 2 weeks when there will be a million viral moments from him alone. 

But here's the thing. He still doesn't disappoint. Calling college basketball players shriveling midgets is just A+ that only Walton can pull off. That's something that needs to start being used more in every day talk. Then there's the Grateful Dead. No one lives anything in the world more than Bill Walton loves the Grateful Dead. 

Don't even think about fucking calling Bill during Christmas. Two weeks, people. Two weeks until we really get cooking.