Young Vs Old In A Drunk NYC Subway Fight

Hey young buck! You need a smaller Yankees jersey bro. That one is a little too big on you.

I wasn’t full comprehending how shitfaced the old dude was. I was hoping he was just playing it real cool, just sitting in his seat like a boss waiting to step up and knock this little prick the fuck out. But as soon as he tried to get on his feet and took a header on the subway floor I knew it was a wrap. Only a matter of time before the dude in the women’s extra small jersey put Old Yeller out to pasture. I love how that kid was baiting him into standing up to fight the whole time and when he finally did he kept yelling at him to chill out. Dude you 100% instigated this fight, now just put this old bastard out of his misery. Get it over with quickly you dickhead.