WE GOT OURSELVES A WATER MONSTER WATCH
Once you get a taste for the high seas, you're hooked (line and sinker)
They were
I'm a little creeped out that he called me Michael despite introducing myself as Carl (first: Michael, middle: Carl, now stop asking). Real sleuth move but also real weird because no one said Michael. No one.
Anyways.
I'm working on getting a professional camera crew and a captain for a boat to hit the open seas.
In the meantime I need someone to photoshop a water monster picture for me. That's next step before we set sail. email me something credible please. carl@barstoolsports