"How To Annoy A Girl" Is Funny But Not Practical

(reddit) – “How To Annoy A Girl”- A short story my brother and I wrote when we were kids

That book is hilarious, no doubt. But it’s not practical. Most of those things  you can’t even do, ya know? Can’t go around blowing girls up or putting their heads in comets. You’ll get in big trouble doing stuff like that. No, it’s not practical at all. You want to annoy a girl? There’s one step: make her read Barstool Sports.

PS – wahhh BigCat does MS paint!

PPS – the kid in the story is such a pimp. “Here, take this bomb” and “Cool” with the girls head stuck in a comet is so boss.