Dude With A Tiny Penis Goes To The Doctor And Finds Out He's Actually A Chick

(Not the man in the story. Biebs, I didn’t want to have to do you dirty like this but you kinda deserve it. Consider this a lesson. Now start being normal again and let’s move on.)

(Times) — A 66-year-old who lived his whole life as a man was given a surprising diagnosis after visiting the doctor in Hong Kong with a swollen abdomen — he was a woman. Doctors realised the patient was female after they found the swelling came from a large cyst on an ovary, the Hong Kong Medical Journal reported. The condition was the result of two rare genetic disorders. The subject had Turner syndrome, which affects girls and women and results from a problem with the chromosomes, with characteristics including infertility and short stature. But he also had congenital adrenal hyperplasia, increasing male hormones and making the patient, who had a beard and a “micropenis”, appear like a man. “Were it not due to the huge ovarian cyst, his intriguing medical condition might never have been exposed,” seven doctors from two of the city’s hospitals wrote in the study published Monday. The 1.37 meters tall patient, who grew up as an orphan, was found to have no testes, a history of urinary leakage since childhood, and stopped growing after puberty at the age of 10.

What a relief for this guy, huh? Live your whole life thinking you have a micropenis then one day, at 66, when you get a humungous ovarian cyst doctors are just like “Oh wait that’s not a penis. That’s your vagina. Congrats, you’re a freak with an oversized clit rather than a freak with an undersized prick!” Just a huge weight off your shoulders. It’s not easy being the guy with the tiny dick, trust me. Lot of shame comes in those locker rooms. Lots of looks. Lots of pointing and laughing. If I was this guy I’d be on the horn in 2 seconds, calling everyone from my middle school gym showers. “Hey Jimmy it’s Match Stick (totally his nickname), remember my tiny dick? Yeah, turns out it was a pussy! And you didn’t like it so I guess you’re fucking gay bro!” Script flipped.