Jimmy G Is Just So Goddamn Horny

Jesus Christ Jimmy save some for the rest of us. The smile, the smirk, the look-back. Guy literally can't help himself and that's when you know a real hornball. Of course we all got a whiff when he was caught up on a nice seafood date with thicc (And I Mean THICC) porn star Kiara Mia:

But that's an obvious hornball move. Like of course you want inside a bangbros porn star Jimmy. That's the good life and you're from Arlington Heights and Eastern Illinois. It's to be expected a young greek stallion with your thrusting power and experience demands professional sex. 

But when you wink and smile at America while instinctively dropping a Baby in our face, you've basically unmasked yourself as a serially horny dude. Like you couldn't even go that one interaction without flexing the desirability of your undefeated ass. 

Such an Eastern Illinois move. You guys are so horny. 

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