The Halloween Candy Power Rankings

 

Okay…that was clickbait headline, but here's the deal: I'm going to personally rank twenty random candies from best to worst in a slightly unconventional and cryptic manner (by pictures of their homophones that vary in lewdness from G to R-rated).  I know, I know—this has probably already been done millions of times, but please play along and see if you can guess which candy each clue represents.

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1. Reese's (B) Cups 

 

 

2. Kit/Kat (Kit Kat)

3. Heath Bar

 

 

4. Take Five

 

 

 

 

5. Air Head: Extreme (Airhead Xtremes)

 

6. 100 Grand Bars

 

7. Her/She Kiss (Hershey Kiss)

 

 

 

8. Milky Weigh (Milky Way)

 

 

9. Nerd's Rope 

 

 

 

 

10. Pee/Nut Eminem Bars (Peanut M&M Bars)

 

 

 

 

 

 

11. Charles' Tin Chew (Charleston Chew)

 

 

12. Jolly Rancher

 

 

 

 

13. Oh Henry!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

14. G.O.B. Stoppers (Gobstoppers)

15. Allman Joy (Almond Joy)

16. Bury Mamba (Berry Mambas)

 

17. Blow Pops

 

 

 

 

18. Fun Dip

19. Tootsie Roles (Tootsie Rolls)

 

 

 

 

 

20. Sir Kiss/Pee Nuts (Circus Peanuts)