Do I Sweat Leonardo DiCaprio? Yes I Do.

Fucking Leonardo doing big per usual. Listen I don’t smoke and I think scally caps are lame. However having said that I have no choice, but to permanently have a cigarette dangling from my lip at all times now. Like I’m not an idiot. I can see how awesome it looks. I can see how chicks are getting wet just looking at Leo. Fine. I’ll play ball. That’s what makes me so dangerous as a human. My ability to adapt. Seriously look at me now. I just transformed myself from blogging loser into internet mogul with a huge dick in the blink of an eye. Let the pussy parade begin….