Jimmy Butler Out 3-4 Weeks And Somehow This Is Good News (I'm Slowly Going Insane)

You know what’s crazy, I saw this news and I was happy. Obviously I’m not happy that Jimmy Butler is hurt, it’s just that with the injuries of the past week, Rose, Kane, Sale (who cares), we’re all injury experts. We’ve become numb to it. Oh player X got injured, ok, how long? Less than a month??? HA! That’s not even an injury! We’ve got way bigger fish to fry. So you’re good Jimmy, your legs will be fresh, you’ll be ready for the stretch run. No sweat. Chicago Sports teams are going to be absolutely UNSTOPPABLE in roughly 3-16 weeks.

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The injuries that are piling up, D-Rose, Taj, Jimmy Butler, it all spells trouble for Thibs. Mark it down right now, if this team doesn’t get to the ECF he’s gone this summer and the line from the front office will be all about his mismanagement of minutes and never keeping the team healthy. I’m not saying Thibs is good at managing minutes, he’s definitely not, but you can’t put all of these injuries on him, yet that is exactly what will happen come June.