Chick Lands Her Dream Job As A Glamor Model After Internet Donations Bought Her Fake Tits

Daily Mail – A woman is living out her dream of being a glamor model after strangers from around the world footed the bill for her $4,168 boob job. Amy Kingsborough, 23, from Orlando, Florida, put out a plea via MyFreeImplants.com – a crowdfunding site created for women looking for financial aid towards their breast implants. And just 13 months and 79 donations later the blonde finally got the lift in life she needed – 34D breasts and the confidence to pursue her dream of becoming a model. When she was younger Miss Kingsborough claims her 34A cleavage left her with low self-esteem and the target of cruel jibes from other girls she went to school with. She wore push-up padded bras to make her breasts look bigger and as she grew up idolising women from Victoria’s Secret models such as Candice Swanepoel to Marilyn Monroe. When she hit adulthood Miss Kingsborough tried to get work as a glamor model but said she couldn’t get any because of her ‘flat chest.’ ‘Deep down I was pretty self-conscious of putting my small boobs out there like that,’ she said.  In a bid to land her dream job she looked at getting surgery. However, she realized that her minimum wage job as a cake decorator wasn’t enough to cover costs. It was then that she stumbled across MyFreeImplants.com and decided to sign up in the hope people would be generous enough to help her transform her figure. ‘I needed to change my life for the better – I couldn’t afford the surgery myself,’ the pretty blonde recalled.  On the site, girls looking for donations share stories and photographs of themselves so users can decide who they would like to help. They are under no obligation to show post-surgery shots and members are not allowed to meet – they can share saucy photos, talk to each other, promote themselves in blogs but must not break the site rules regarding nudity.

I am most certainly not knocking this chick’s hustle, but lets first be clear about one thing – the only “Glamor Modeling” this chick has done involves a leather couch, spreading her ass cheeks, and some pseudo-forced anal under the false pretense that one day she was gonna make $1,000 to $5,000 a day.

But like I said man, I am not going to hate on this chick’s fake titty game. This chick was flat as a board, wanted some tits, asked the dumb ass internet to pay for them, and they complied. She got em. How can you knock that? Snake it til you make it, and in Amy’s case “making it” is getting a free pair of tits. Two thousand bucks a tit means she probably just got 2 bags of sand plopped in her boobs, but whatever. They’re big as fuck now and at the end of the day thats better than itty bitty titty committee right?

So I’m taking a page out of her book. I’m just gonna go ahead and ask the internet for donations. MyFreeLazyEyeSurgery.com. MyFreeBloggerLiposuction.com. MyFreeMyMusclesAreInAnAdvancedStateOfAtrophyAndINeedTherapy.com. All my various ailments preventing me from being a goddam movies star. Pay for that shit internet. You did it for her. Do it for me.