Did A Barstool Sports Blog Force Memphis To Change Its Court From Looking Like Two Gigantic Dicks?

This was a Friday blog a couple weeks ago. Memphis debuted its new court at Midnight Madness and the Internet was speechless with how much the key looked like two veiny dicks thanks to the tiger stripes and different colors. Well, let’s fast forward to today:

They are now changing how that looks. They had to sit in a meeting and discuss whether or not their court looked like two gigantic dicks. I love that this is a thing that happened. I’m actually upset they are changing this. You have to go all-in on the penis court. Make it your thing. Think of all the headlines that blogs and newspapers and every person in the world could make after a big win.

I feel like this is on me a bit. If I didn’t tweet and write this blog would Memphis have acted? Probably not. Barstool is arguably the most influential outlet to colleges. This is a power I wasn’t ready for. So I apologize to everyone that wanted to see Penis Court that we no longer have that. I promise to clean up my mess after this.