Absolutely Wild Story: Wayne Rooney's Wife Had Fake Stories Leaked, So She Set Up A Sting Operation To Catch The Person ... Turned Out To Be Jamie Vardy's Wife
We got ourselves a good old fashioned English soccer WAG detective off – or something like that. So just to sum it up as easy as I can here’s what’s been going on. Wayne Rooney’s wife, Coleen, has had a bunch of stories leaked to The Sun – essentially a gossip website over in England. So she decided to go private detective and literally put her Instagram to private and limited only a select few people that could see her stories. One of those happened to be Jamie Vardy’s wife. Vardy and Rooney both have played on England’s national team together.
When stories kept being leaked, Coleen was able to figure out by process of elimination it was Rebekah Vardy. So like any responsible famous person, you sent out a note on Twitter blasting the other person. Here’s part of what she said and some of the stories that were leaked
“(Those on my private account must have been wondering why I haven’t had stories on there for a while).
“Over the past five months I have posted a series of false stories to see if they made their way into the Sun newspaper.
“And you know what, they did! The story about gender selection in Mexico, the story about returning to TV and then the latest story about the basement flood in my new house.
Now, I can’t stop laughing at how Rooney ended the note. It’s beautiful. The delay of announcing who it is until the very end, the numerous periods to really add dramatic effect. I’m surprised she didn’t throw a gif in the tweet or something. I can’t stop laughing though at the It’s ……. Rebekah Vardy! I just keep reading it like this:
As for Vardy’s response? It’s basic and weak. I think Rooney won this round with a possible TKO. Pulling the old someone hacked my account and had access to my account. No one believes that anymore. It’s the 2019 version of my dog ate my homework or my great uncle died.
If there’s anything right in this world, someone will sign Wayne Rooney to an EPL team so he can go up against Vardy and we get Vardy/Rooney in the stands. On top of that, England needs to bring in both players for Euro 2020 qualifying matches. Make them teammates. I need to see a fight at some point here.
However, we are getting some fire responses on Twitter, including my favorite here: