Reimagining Every Single LeBron Instagram Post As If He Was A Giraffe Is The Single Most Bizarre Thing On The Entire Internet

One of the best parts of the internet is it gives genuinely, extremely talented people a free outlet to share their gift to the world. In another era they might not be able to find an avenue to get their works to the masses, but with the gift of Al Gore’s internet that hurdle no longer exists. It also shows us every day, every hour, every minute, that there are some EXTREMELY peculiar brains out there walking amongst us in regular, every day society. Some people collect clown lamps. Other people make Tik Toks. And exactly ONE person, just one dear God let it just be one, is waiting by their phone, patiently anticipating LeBron James’ next Instagram post so that they can reimagine him as a giraffe and upload it to the world wide web.

Why? Who was asking for this? Was there a need? What kind of cross of sativa and yellow barrel LSD is this person mixing to not only think of this idea but follow through with it AND keep it up for months on end? Who found this? What series of words did that person type into their Google image search to stumble across this corner of the internet? My instagram feed is exclusively basketball and animal accounts and even MY explore page algorithm didn’t end up spitting this combo back at me. But now it’s out there. Now this is a thing I know, you know, we all know. It’s no longer a secret. It’s just a thing that we know. What do we do with this information? No fucking clue, bro. Not the slightest of clues. But here we are. Welcome to the 2019-2020 NBA season where China is our overlord and LeBron is a giraffe. Anything truly is possible.