I Need A Jenny Dell Bobblehead Doll And I Needed One Yesterday

A preview of your @jennydellnesn Bobble Head that the first 1,000 fans will receive July 1! #NESN #Spinners #RedSox twitter.com/LowellSpinners…

— Lowell Spinners (@LowellSpinners) May 1, 2013

Listen I’m not gonna mention how Jenny’s titties are way too small on this bobblehead because I don’t want to be rude, but what’s up with these proportions?  Not even close to realistic.   Need to add at least 4 cup sizes here.  Whatever.  I still need one of these ASAP.  Shit is going to get so weird late night when First Lady goes to sleep.    Bobblehead Threesome city.   Toy parts and body parts just intermingling like you read about.

Cue Gratuitous Spaceballs Clip