You'll Never Believe This, But The Woman Who Climbed Into The Lion's Den Was Allegedly High As Shit And There's Video To Prove It
Source - The woman who walked straight into the lion’s den at the Bronx Zoo — and survived — was high as a kite when confronting the king of the jungle … this according to cops, who say they found video of her smoking before her stunt.
Law enforcement sources tell TMZ … police have identified the woman who jumped a fence and entered the lion’s enclosure over the weekend, and they say her social media shows her smoking something that looks like a blunt before walking into the zoo.
As you can see in the wild video from the incident the woman is staring down the lion in his enclosure, and she does a few dance moves only a few feet away from the massive beast, seemingly taunting the big cat.
Seems like the woman planned to mess with the Lion all along she’s on video bragging, “I’m about to go f**k around with mother nature” after taking a few puffs outside the zoo. It’s unclear exactly what she’s smoking, but … we can let the video speak for itself.
Alleged. Alleged. Alleged. Now that that’s out of the way, let me say loud and clear that ‘queenempress_myahlaree’ was smoking that loud…and not thinking clear. Her words not mine. Here’s the caption:
She stays wit the finest herb on mother nature. Now she could be talking about tobacco, but I doubt it. Jumping into a lions den isn’t exactly the behavior of a sober person. Regardless, I went from hating this woman and wishing she got mauled to absolutely loving her. Something about smoking a fat joint and dancing to Fat Joe is just so endearing. I mean she’s clearly having the time of her life. It’s not like her actions hurt anyone either. She assumed the risk and she got the reward, which in this instance was nothing at all other than remaining alive. Whatever.
The real reason I wrote this blog was so that I could include one of my favorite movie clips of all time. It’s the scene in Talladega Nights when Ricky’s dad tells him he didn’t remember saying ‘if you ain’t first you’re last’ because he was high.
An absolute classic. Best of luck to the queen empress.