Chick Quits Her Job By Making A Viral Video

You know how I know this video is bullshit? Because no Cube Monkey on the face of the earth would think this is a satisfying way to stick it to your boss. Like “Oh I’ll show him! I’ll go to work at 4:30am and dance around and put subtitles in the movie saying I didn’t like it there and I quit! In your face boss! I danced in the office alone at 4am! The fucking joke is on you pal!”

Get out of here. Last week on MailTime we talked about the 2 ways you can achieve Cube Monkey Redemption. One is to fuck the hottest chick that all your coworkers want to bang. The other was to quit in the most over the top lavish situation. We specified pulling down your pants and shitting on your boss’ desk as the level of disrespect necessary to redeem yourself and get revenge. So dancing by yourself and saying you worked hard for 2 years ain’t exactly the big slap in the face the internet wants it to be.

You gotta wake up pretty early in the morning to get a Cube Monkey hoax past me, folks. You probably politely put in your 2 weeks and thanked everyone for the opportunity and made this video to launch your blog or whatever it is you’re doing next. Enjoy your Youtube views, you phony broad. But anyone who’s trapped in a cage knows this was baloney.