Bryce Harper Is Mad Because Nats Fans Were Big Meanies To Him And He Just Wants To Get Home To His Safe Space And His Blankie
LOLLLLL. This can’t be real. Absolutely cannot be real. I guess the safe spaces are extra safe in Philly, huh? I guess Bryce is also a big “let me talk to your manager” guy at his local Walgreens when the dish detergent has an on sale sticker under it but rings up at normal price. That’s just an unreal quote from Bryce. The Nats fans were too mean to him? I cannot imagine what the Philly fans yelled at him when he was in DC, but now he’s a big ol’ baby all of a sudden. I wonder if it has anything to do with the Nats eliminating him from the playoffs in game 1 of the double header yesterday, and then clinching the wild card against him in game 2. I just wonder!
Bryce Harper, confirmed NOT HAPPY!
On the bright side, he gets an extended vacation. While good teams play in October, he gets to go wherever he wants! How great is that? Plus he can go cheer on his Lakers, or his Duke Blue Devils, or his Dallas Cowboys. His options are endless. What a treat!
But really, really, I can’t believe that Tweet/quote is real. I mean obviously if fans were shouting things about his wife or kid that’s messed up, but come on. The fans in Philly stopped showing up in June and they booed every time he struck out (5th most in baseball!). So gimme a break.
See ya next year!