Is Arsenio Hall Bumping The 11pm Episodes Of Seinfeld The Worst Thing Thats Ever Happened In American History?
@WPIX get arsenio hall the fuck off my 11 and 1130 seinfeld slots. @KFCBarstool honestly, please step up here
— JHZ (@parmhero) September 24, 2013
@KFCBarstool Kevin, stoolies need your help with this 11/11:30pm timeslot fiasco over at @wpix. Please. I don’t know where else to turn.
— Turdburg McGills (@tburgmcgills) September 25, 2013
So this wasn’t a deranged nightmare I was having? Fucking Arsenio Hall has a television show again? I saw his old ass mug on the sides of buses and billboards in NYC and shit and I thought it was some sort of joke. Nope, he’s back on television and what does he displace? The most sacred of late night syndicated reruns – the 11/11:30 Seinfelds. Do you know how important those are? They are one of the cornerstones of TV. When all other normal TV is finished and you don’t want to watch some dumb ass late night show or the local news, there’s the Seinfeld reruns. You watch them as you’re falling asleep on the couch or in bed. You already obviously know all the plots so you don’t need to watch to intently. Every now and then you catch a classic and you get to doze off to one of the funniest TV episodes of TV ever. It takes you to midnight so you’re just tired enough and don’t feel like you’re a tool going to bed too early, but its the perfect line of demarcation to end your night. The 11pm Seinfelds are just a TV staple.
And now they’ve been replaced by fucking Arsenio Hall. Who the fuck wants to watch that? I don’t think even black people wanna watch that shit anymore. I need some white folks on twitter to make one of those White House Petitions to get this shit fixed. Its a crime against humanity. Serenity fucking now.
PS – Arsenio Hall is some sort of Warlock. Dude hasn’t aged a day. But neither has Denzel. Maybe thats just a black thing?