I'm About To Be The Biggest Hoe You've Ever Seen In Your Life
That’s right, folks. Im going back to my hoeing ways and it all starts tonight when my guy Gardner Minshew takes the field to lead our beloved Jaguars. Now, we obviously made a shirt and it’s fire but I had to get you in the blog somehow. You’re here so my thirst trapping worked.
That picture was taken the day before I started here. Now im fat. Im gross. My eye is disgusting but I have found a way to get back in shape. Soon, maybe even today if Fed Ex hurries the fuck up, I will be going live on @ZeroBlog30’s instagram to do some rucking. It will be a walk and talk situation where people can see my struggle my dick off. Blogger years are real.
After that, I will rest and be ready to hoe myself out tonight. Buy a shirt and I’ll put one back on.