Fat Little 2 Year Old Fucker Gets Weight Loss Surgery

Huff Po – A toddler in Saudi Arabia has become the youngest patient to undergo a bariatric weight loss surgery procedure. Doctors determined the 2-year-old, weighing 73 pounds, required surgery after observing related sleep apnea and bowing of the child’s legs. According to a case report published in the International Journal of Surgery earlier this month, the extreme procedure was taken only after other weight-loss methods failed. The study authors note that “full compliance” to diet and exercise by the boy’s parents cannot be verified, citing “different socio cultural habits and the absence of the practice of calculating the calorific value of the diet.” The laparoscopic sleeve gastrectomy (LSG) was carried out in 2010 at the Prince Sultan Military Medical City in Riyadh. Unlike a “lap band,” which can be removed, LSG involves actually cutting and re-sizing the stomach itself, then stapling it shut. Paul Zimmett, an obesity expert contacted by News Corp Australia, called the case “shocking” and “very unusual.” “We have no idea what effect this may have on the child’s growth and unless he has proper follow up he may suffer vitamin deficiencies,” he added. Within two months of the surgery, doctors reported a 15 percent decrease in the boy’s weight. After 24 months, the boy had reportedly lost 27 percent of his weight and was back to about 50 pounds.

How about this little Michelin Man out in the deserts of Saudi Arabia! You fat motherfucker! How fucking bad are this kid’s parents that he’s 2 years old and they can’t stop him from being morbidly obese? Hes fucking 2 years old. Just lock him in a room with some carrots until his skinny. Although I suppose once you let it get to the point that he’s 73 pounds its already too late. That fat little son of a bitch can probably hold his own. Kid has a set of fucking pipes on him and those bow legged tree trunks can probably do some damage. Once you have a 73 pound 2 year old on your hands he probably cant be stopped from snacking. Whatever this tubby little Turban toting fatso wants, he gets.

I’ll tell you what though – this kid is probably just like Rex Ryan. Probably better off being a fat fuck with the obese persona to boot. I bet he absolutely dominates the toddlers of the Middle East. I don’t know if these little bastards go to school or daycare or anything like that, but wherever this kid went he probably dominated. Now he’s just a SkinnyFat 4 year old in denim jorts looking like some sort of Nevernude. Has all the fat rolls up and down his arms and legs with skin hanging everywhere. He’s not a fatso anymore he’s just a flabby weird looking motherfucker, plus you took away his Fat Guy Persona. Neutered him just like that lap band surgery neutered Rex.

Trust me, nothing is worse than being Skinny Fat. Normal Skinny people judge you as being fat. You’re still unathletic like a fat person. But you don’t get any of the laughs of being a fat person. You cant have that fat swag. You’re just stuck in the middle.