Fred Hoiberg Gets His Own Applebees Commercial Which Basically Makes Him The Frank Sinatra Of Iowa

And we thought Fred Hoiberg was a big deal before.  Boy were we wrong.  Sure, he’s good looking, he led his team to the Sweet 16 last season and he’s got a solid core of players going forward.  Those are all cool things I guess.  Well those things are peanuts.  Peanuts compared to landing an Applebees commercial AND getting a burger named after him.  We’re now looking at the Frank Sinatra of Iowa right in front of our very eyes.  He could’ve sleep with any woman in Ames before this.  Now?  He could sleep with any woman in the entire state.  He could take them to an Applebees, eat for free and then have sexual intercourse with them.  Hoiberg better be careful, getting a commercial like this can change a person.  One minute you’re just a normal guy who draws up plays on a dry erase board for the Cyclones and then before you know it you’re taking sniffing coke off a hooker’s ass and blowing trannies for a good time.  It’s the chase.  Be carful how you wield this new found fame, it could be the end of you.  In the words of Shawn Carter, fame is a stronger drug than heroin.