Neymar Is A Real Life Vince Chase: Pays Three Friends £10,000/Month To Live With Him And Be 'Team Neymar'

[Source] – And these three live-in mates are reportedly all on the payroll, earning around £10k-per-month from the former Barcelona star.

Gil Cebola, Jota Amancio and Carlos Henrique are key members of his entourage, each providing a different role within ‘Team Neymar’.

Cebola worked briefly as his agent, before assuming his role as chief photographer, managing Neymar’s live broadcasts and videos on social media. Amancio, who calls himself Neymar’s personal adviser, is perhaps closest to the forward. While Henrique appears to be the brains of the trio, looking after his pal’s commercial and business interests off the pitch.

This is just the plot for Entourage with fancier titles and happening in 2019, right? They just sat there, probably as kids or as they got older and started drinking and said how much fun it would be to live like that while watching the ‘Vegas, Baby Vegas’ episode.

What a life these dudes are living though. 10,000 pounds roughly equals 12,000 bucks. You’re telling me just by being friends with Neymar they are pulling in about $150,000 just for that. I really picked the wrong friends. The only cool thing my friends can do is get a free drink because he has a birthmark on his eye that looks like a black eye. Great opening line to use for girls in college or get a free drink at the bar, but other than that he’s useless.

How about the demotion from Cebola though. You go from being an agent to being the picture taker? Feel like you gotta be a better negotiator than that if you were his agent. Then again you’re getting paid 10,000 pounds to do pretty much nothing.

This is kind of the perfect life though right, for all parties involved. For Neymar you have your crew. You always have someone to hang out with. You always have an excuse to not do something with a girl if you want ‘ah, I gotta go deal with my photographer.’ For the friends, you’re making decent money and get all the benefits of having an uber-famous friend.

Just need one of them to have an animal nickname now.

PS: Team Portnoy has more professional athletes than Team Neymar so ipso facto Team Portnoy >>>>>> Team Neymar