Sorry But Your Office Sucks
Yesterday was Bad Mood Monday and unfortunately it didn’t end there. I go into our shithole office and realize “Oh that’s right, this place is a shithole” and started feeling worse about myself – something I had previously found impossible. But there I was, staring at my office, feeling helpless.
From there this is pretty self explanatory. I really just wanted to feel better by looking at some other office pictures that turn you into a barf fountain. So without further adieu, here’s some other depressing offices/work sites courtesy of The People and broken into separate categories for safe keeping:
The Good Category – Hard to get to this category because all offices inherently suck so to crack this list, you need to be balling out or have a dog next to you or laying in bed or some shit. Like Good is basically you don’t have to look another person in the eyes for extended periods of time, but in an environment that doesn’t make you want to instantly kill yourself. You can usually only get one or the other. If you get both, you’re probably here:
Part 1 – Crane Operator
Part 2 – Crane Operator
The Bad: Maybe it’s open concept. Maybe you get a window or something cool, like two monitors and a door you can close. Maybe you get to stock up on memorabilia and not give one flying fuck about other peoples’ opinions. And maybe you get some leg room to stretch out for a nap or play some office basketball on a mini-hoop should the occasion allow for it. Point is you got some options but remember:
At the the end of the day it’s still an office and it still sucks. Can’t dump freely. Can’t just go for a walk if the job blows. Gotta keep your composure around people at all times blah blah blah. The whole thing sucks because you have freedom and comfort to be your own person but the office is a subtle reminder that you are, in fact, not your own person.
If you scroll fast enough these are actually the same picture.
Then Ryan wants to give us a full tour
I know those 3 screens. I know that excel formula. I know that ambient yellow light.
The Ugly Category- Probably shouldn’t have a desk there. Probably shouldn’t be a real work spot. Probably better off as storage or maybe just not having anyone do your job at all. Or maybe there’s just something so glaringly terrible about your office that no positive advantage could offset the pain you bear each day. It’s musty, moldy and no amount of money would compensate you to spend one night alone in this space. Just thinking about it on the weekends makes you sick. No one anywhere wants your office.
“Sorry miss but you’re dead”
The I’m Driving Something Category: pretty self explanatory just want to give a shout out to all my wheel guys out there grinding on the steering column. Keep keeping it real for us
The Depends On How You Feel About Gun Control Category
Like I said, your office sucks.