This Old Dude Who Throws A Knuckleball Says He Deserves To Play In The Major Leagues

(Make sure you make it to 2 minutes when his buddy with dreadlocks starts talking, and the smoke stack at 3 mins)

I have control of my knuckleball, and can strike out any batter in the Major Leagues. I’m the best there’s ever been…I will become an All Star.

I have absolutely no idea what I just watched. Somehow I just sat here for the entire 12 minutes watching this old dude talk about how he’d be the best pitcher in Major League history. I’m pretty sure he’s dead ass serious. His little Jamaican buddy thinks he’s the next Jackie Robinson, and I think that smoke may or may not have been kidnapped by him. Take a look at this face:

 

Thats the look of a knuckball pitcher who’s about to throw you in the bottom of a well, toots. I mean listen at the end of the day, if you can toss a dirty knuckler in the 50s, 60s and 70s and have a fastball and slide in the 80s and 90s, he’s right – he’d be dominant. And I see that Mets shirt you’re wearing, bro. Lets stop with the Jackie Robinson discrimination dramatics – we could probably use you on the staff. God Knows I’d rather watch this old psychopath than watch Dice K hump the air 55 times before every pitch.