Dude Kills His Buddy After Arguing About The Existence Of God

CBS SF – An Oakland man has been found guilty of first-degree murder for shooting and killing his friend during an alcohol and cocaine-fueled argument over the existence of God. 33-year-old Douglas Yim was also found guilty Tuesday of assault with a firearm and mayhem for shooting a second friend in his living room two years ago. Yim killed 25-year-old Dzuy Duhn Phan after a night of partying and playing video games. Another friend, Paul Park, testified the two men had engaged in a heated discussion about God. Yim became enraged and grabbed his gun after Phan asked Yim where God was when Yim’s father died of a stroke several years earlier. Yim shot Phan at least six times. Park was also hit by a bullet. Yim faces 126 years to life in prison.

Hey Phan I know this probably isn’t the best time because you’re dead and shit, but seriously where was God on this one? Yim got a gun to your head and he’s nowhere to be found. I mean, yes he’s facing 126 years in prison now because he’s a murderer but if you think about it, he absolutely won the shit out of that argument. Some people will do anything to win a debate, including shooting their friend in the head 6 times. And don’t give me that “God works in mysterious ways” bullshit. God doesn’t work at all. Like ever. Bad shit is always fucking happening. Terrorism and death and tragedy all over the place all the time. Matt Harvey needs surgery, Mark Sanchez is still on the Jets. Hey God do you ever answer any prayers at all bro? Probably not since you don’t exist you son of a bitch.