Does This Look Like The Face Of A Broad Who Shoved $5k Up Her Ass?
WBIR – Christie M. Black, 43, of Bulls Gap had to be hospitalized Tuesday for injuries she suffered while stuffing the cash in her “hiding place.” Black’s boyfriend told authorities he was suspicious that his girlfriend was stealing from him. He set up a trap at 1 a.m. Tuesday by placing two envelopes filled with money totaling $5,000 in $100 bills and some medication in an old medicine bag on a foosball table for the night. When the boyfriend woke up at about 7 o’clock, he noticed that Black was still up, so he checked the bag and discovered that the contents were missing. Black then became sick and threw up partially dissolved pills. The boyfriend then asked her about the missing money, and she admitted that she wrapped up the cash and stuck it in her rectum. When deputies arrived on scene, Black told them she stole the money and medication because her boyfriend was going to kick her out, and she needed money for a place to live. First-responders drove her to the hospital because she was bleeding severely. At the hospital, the wad of money was removed from her rectum and collected as evidence.
Five grand jammed up your butthole = does anal. Apparently not enough though.
Stories like this are nothing new. A few weeks ago we heard about the broad who jammed a gun up her snizz & meth up her ass – but there’s a key difference-maker. She was trying to smuggle shit into jail. Christie Black here was stealing from her sleeping boyfriend. Bitch had options. Like maybe just hide the pills & dough outside somewhere to get later. Squatting next to the foosball table hammering 5 large up your starfish probably wasn’t necessary. And how loose a pussy does Christie have to skip it as a hiding place altogether & go straight to her anus? The boyfriend must be packing an absolute hammer if her twat can’t hang onto a roll of 50 bills. Dude’s living the life. Big dong, foosball table, wads of cash, prescription pills & sending the broad he’s about to dump to jail with a shredded asshole? Some guys have all the luck.