Better Football Guy Uniform: Samford's Strength Coach Or Saint Frances' Head Coach?

Leading up to tonight’s game between Miami and Florida, ESPN telecasted a high school and FCS game. You probably won’t hear the name Samford or Saint Frances (Maryland) again all fall, but a little competition emerged between these two schools:

An absolutely great outfit from Saint Frances’ head coach. Not here to impress anyone. Just wants to win a damn football game.

I thought this outfit was going to win the day, but then came Samford’s strength coach before the game between Samford & Youngstown State:

That man is an absolute animal. His veins have veins. No need for sleeves in this weather. He has a first ammendment right to show off those guns. Once this game is over he’s going to head to the Jersey Shore and hit up Djais with Rico Bosco. Aviators and all.

I give the edge to Sant Frances’ coach. As it’s said in the tweet, there’s nothing quite like high school football coaches in this country. He personified that today with what would be an absurd outfit even for laundry day.

EDIT (4:43 PM): Saint Frances’ head coaches name is Biff Poggi (what a damn name). He is reportedly close to a billionaire from managing a hedge fund. Saint Frances is apparently so good at football that no teams in their league will play them. I didn’t think I was going to wake up today and learn of the legend that is Biff Poggi, but I’m so glad I did. BFGE. Big. Football. Guy. Energy.