Let's Give A Big Ol' Standing Ovation For FORTY-EIGHT (48) Year Old Amanda Holden On Winning 'Rear Of The Year'

Alright everyone, time to stand at attention and give a full on standing ovation for 48-year old Amanda Holden. She’s your 2019 Rear of the Year winner. No easy feat.

Racking up over 12,000 online votes, the 48-year-old beat competition Holly Willoughby, Rachel Riley, and the Duchess Of Sussex to nab the coveted title.

Though celebs like Kim Kardashian may have brought a bombastic booty into fashion, the judges praised the Britain’s Got Talent star for her “understated rear”.

Speaking about the achievement, competition organiser Tony Edwards explained why Amanda had taken over the title from last year’s winner — Michelle Keegan.

He said: “She has a particularly shapely, well-toned and, above all, proportionate and understated rear — in contrast to the somewhat exaggerated, fake, cosmetic look for bottoms, recently imported from the USA.”

Don’t love the shots at USA here, but fair. Amanda Holden has a fine bum as the Brits would say. Sure, I may challenge with someone like a Jennifer Lopez or Shakira (I may have a type), but no disputes with this winner.

48! That’s a ridiculous looking 48. There’s a 100% chance when I’m 48 I look 60 years old. Already prepared for it. Already don’t care. Probably why I won’t male Bum of the Year too. This is a prestigious award. At least we should treat it that way. I don’t know much about Britain’s Got Talent but I’m now interested in tuning in for an episode. Or just hitting that follow button on Amanda Holden’s IG.

Still can’t get over 48. But again, a standing ovation to congratulate her.