How Big Of A Piece Of Shit Gift Is This Sand Sculpture The Rays Made For Mariano Rivera?

The only worse than the Mariano farewell tour and that fucking rocking chair the Twins gave him is this piece of shit. If someone told me to make a sand sculpture that looks absolutely nothing like Mariano Rivera, this is what I would create. I mean that could not look any less like Mariano. What a piece of shit gift.