Cyclist Pops A Wheelie While Weaving Through Traffic, Swerves In Front Of Car, Gets Hit By Car, Instantly Blames Driver Of Car For Hitting Him

I am well aware the amount of outrage a negative blog about cyclists can generate here at Barstool Sports. I think Feits still considers Cyclist to be the most dangerous C-Word in the entire English language. But holy shit the cyclist in that video was a cunt (Said with a British accent so it’s not at all problematic).

Now I’ll admit that living in New York City for years caused me to hate being anywhere near someone riding a bike since I’ve seen a lot of cyclists disobey pretty much every rule of the road that they didn’t already ignore. However, I also learned during that time that most of the people that drive like assholes in the very same city are usually driving a Mercedes, BMW, or similar brand of car that Large has likely driven at one point of his life. So I am unbiased as it gets since both parties in this video include groups of people that bother the shit out of me. So with all that being said, not only do I think the cyclist is completely at fault but I think the cyclist is a complete dickhead for not only causing the accident but for also making me feel bad for someone driving a Mercedes.

So here’s a safety note to anyone out there thinking about taking their 2-wheeler on the road and popping a wheelie to live that bad boy life. If there is a giant truck stopped in front of you and someone driving a car next to you, listen to noted basketball legend and traffic safety advisor LaVar Ball for how you should proceed: