Major Doping Scandal Rocks The World Of Sports As Puerto Rican Bowling Team Gets Stripped Of Their Pan American Games Gold Medal. Yes, The Bowling Team
USAToday – All athletes are looking for an edge — even bowlers. Except Jean Perez Faure got caught.
The Puerto Rico native had his men’s team’s doubles gold medal stripped at the 2019 Pan American Games in Lima, Peru, for testing positive for a banned drug. The result meant that the United States’ duo of Jakob Butturff and Nick Pate assumed the top medal, Colombia moved into second and Mexico won the bronze…Perez Faure tested positive for chlorthalidone, a diuretic that serves as a masking agent. It is on the World Anti-Doping Agency’s (WADA) list of banned substances.
I have a take here and I don’t think that anybody in the world is going to disagree with me…
Bowlers should 100% be allowed to pump themselves up with whatever and however many different performance enhancing drugs they want to use. Steroids, masking agents, you name it. Out of all the sports in the world, I feel like bowling is the one that we should be the least concerned about when it comes to PEDs. In fact, it should almost be mandatory that these guys have to take some sort of steroid.
Just imagine a world where we have absolute monsters launching some piss missiles down the lane and crushing the shit out of those pins. I want some animals out there who can shot put the ball for a strike. I want to see pins exploding. I need meathead bowling and I need it now. We just need a bunch of Rick Kenmore’s out there and then I’ll be happy. So shame on the Pan American Games for stripping Puerto Rico of their title. I didn’t realize it was illegal to try to make the sport a little more exciting. Suck my sack.