How Horny Do You Have To Be To Get BDSM'd In Broad Daylight In A Grocery Store Parking Lot?
This comes to you from Orland Park, widely considered the best south suburb of Chicago. Is it not? I grew up in Oak Lawn and I know going out to Orland was a big deal. The mall. The Hooters/Best Buy combo. All the girls were super hot and everyone’s house was big as fuck. Swimming pools and finished basements with surround sound and multi-car garages. It was a fantasyland then and apparently it’s a fantasyland now?
In the meantime, I’ll be over here trying to figure out what happened to the blowjob. Feel like that’s just the safest thing you can order on the menu without being publicly humiliated. Idk that’s just me. Call me old fashioned.
PS – If you have an explanation for this one too, bombs away. It’s BDSM day here at Barstool Chicago and we’ll be getting to the bottom of all of this.