I, Brandon F. Walker, will be doing an AMA at 1 p.m. today

It’s me. Walk Daddy. Walk Bags. Brandon Fuckin’ Walker.

My life took a dramatic turn on April 10, when Dave Portnoy found me while scouting hundreds of gambling Periscope videos and immediately offered me a job because of my charisma and talent. Fast forward four months later, and I’m sitting in Barstool HQ trying to figure out how to avoid looking like an idiot.

Naturally, you have tons of questions for Barstool’s craziest hire of 2019.

So at 1 p.m. ET today, I’ll be doing an AMA at barstoolgold.com/walker. Come ask me anything you can think of, and please sign up for Barstool Gold so my kids can have shoes this fall.

To prep for this event, here are some random facts you don’t know about me yet. So you can ask about them or something else, I really don’t give a shit.

Brandon Walker facts

I had a grandfather named Calvin who drank whiskey at 10 a.m. and used me to make his football gambling picks when I was 7.

My favorite TV show for the first 37 years of my life was The Cosby Show and events of the last few years have been very confusing for me.

I have a Mississippi State logo tattoo on my chest. I don’t have a tattoo. But if I did, it’d be a Mississippi State tattoo.

My favorite basketball player when I was 8 was Larry Bird. When I was 18, it was Michael Jordan.

I once flipped a 1993 Ford Probe six times while skipping first period.

Yes, I’ve cried at the end of Mississippi State sporting events. Fuck you.

I could dunk a basketball from the ages of 16 and 38.

I was a sports writer from 2004 until 2015. I got out because sports writing is soul crushing and a great way to stay poor.

I grew up an only child until my sister was born.

My favorite two music groups are Boyz II Men and Outkast. My favorite country music singer is Brad Paisley. The best 90’s country song is Neon Moon. My favorite 90’s song of other genres is No Rain by Blind Melon. I’m fairly certain Stevie Wonder can see.

I once had a 12-year dynasty with the Akron Zips on NCAA 09 and it’s one of the greatest accomplishments of my life.

I know more about sports than anyone at this or any other company.

My dad went to prison for drugs. He’s out now.

My uncle Donnie grows the finest tomatoes in Clay County, Mississippi.

I DVR Jeopardy and watch five of them at once every Friday night.

I cry during that episode of The Fresh Prince.

There you have it. Those are some facts about me. We have a lot more to talk about. See you at 1 p.m.

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