Reader Email - Rate This "Hump And Dump" Dance Move

Reader Email

I was at a rooftop pool party in LA and I was with the maniac Travis Moscow that streaked the UM FSU game this year.  This guy is dancing with this chick and does the best hump and dump move ever. Does this get him laid?

Mr. Colson

The old hump and dump.  Love it.   Chick never knew what happened.  Just pure shock.   I think all things being equal this is more degrading than getting a surprise facial right?   Especially considering the fact he poured his beer on her in the beginning.   Just total degradation job.  As bad a chick can be humiliated without penetration.