Luke Sky Walker Got Arrested Again

CARTER COUNTY, Tenn- Luke Sky Walker is wanted by law enforcement – not the Galactic Empire, but a sheriff’s office in Tennessee.

The Carter County Sheriff’s Office issued an arrest warrant for 22-year-old Luke Sky Walker. He faces a charge of property theft over $1,000, according to the sheriff’s office’s Neighborhood Cleanup application.

Walker was previously arrested last year and the Fox News story gained the attention of the original Luke Skywalker, Mark Hamill.

God dammit Luke. Get it together man. You’re disparaging my guy’s good name time and time again here, and quite frankly, I’m sick and tired of it. Sick and tired of being sick and tired. Luke didn’t join the Rebel Alliance and leave his safe life on Tatooine for this. Luke didn’t save the Princess for this. Luke didn’t fire two proton torpedoes down a thermal exhaust port the size of a womp rat for this. Et cetera, et cetera, et cetera.

Just clean it the fuck up in the name of the real Luke Skywalker.