"I Was Bullied In High School For Playing The Bongos" - Introducing The Most Effective Anti-Bullying Campaign I've Ever Seen
The title and tweet basically write the blog itself. Like yeah you think you’re cool for picking on Dave because he isn’t interested in getting destroyed in dodgeball day in and day out. He preferred music class with the triangle and the rhythm sticks
Well here we are folks. I’m writing a blog and dave is fucking these bongos like they just got into a huge fight that could only be settled with passionate and robust love making.
Finally a power ranking of the coolest instruments you can play in highschool
5. Bass Drum – the big boy
4. Saxaphone – the GOAT
3. Sliding trumpet – idk if that’s the name but whatever
2. French Horn – super fancy obviously
1. Color guard / flag guys – no respect yet they show up each and every day. If you’re a color guard guy send me an email and we’ll get you on Dog Walk with Eddie. Dying to know what your high school experience was like.