People Beating Up Mascots Is Hilarious

Listen, if there’s any mascots reading this, I’m sorry, but I’ll laugh every god damn time somebody beats up a mascot. I love it. I eat it right up. Matt Riddle from NXT going full SEND IT mode and launching a massive crossbody onto this dude? Hilarious.

Deontay Wilder rearranging this burrito’s face, breaking his jaw and learning the valuable lesson that human beings are indeed inside mascot suits?

Tremendous.

Smitty clocking this llama like it owned him (fantasy football) money?

It’s…it’s beautiful. I can’t get enough. I’m not urging others to start beating up mascots, but I am saying I don’t feel bad when they get beat up. I laugh.