Poor David Blatt Just Wants To Be Loved

Like a youth basketball coach at this point. Just dying to be loved by his team.

*CLAP CLAP CLAP* GREAT JOB GUYS! TRISTAN, REMEMBER TO DRIBBLE WITH YOUR LEFT HAND LIKE WE PRACTICED. KEVIN, YOUR MOM CALLED, I’M GOING TO GIVE YOU A RIDE HOME AFTER THE GAME, MAYBE WE’LL EVEN STOP FOR ICE CREAM. JR, TIE YOUR SHOES PLEASE! GOOD JOB GUYS. YOURE ALL WINNERS TO ME *CLAP CLAP CLAP*

In other coaching news, Thibs is about to have a heart attack if The Bulls don’t get their heads out of their ass. Also would be nice to get December Jimmy Butler back sometime soon.