I TAP OUT - McDonalds Employee Accidentally Leaves Her Mic On Between Drive Thru Orders
The Unofficial Transcript (TUT):
No. If I’m gonna clean on my day off, Imma clean at home.
AND
It was hotter than a motherfucker in here dude.
I’m like
I’m not cleaning in this you gotta be fucked up. I took my ass back up out of here I didn’t say nothing to nobody I just walked out.
Okay babe.
No I know.
I’ll tell you when you come back into work. Let me get this order.
IT’S ABOUT BRITTANY.
Man.
Man she’s a joke
Okay so I loaded $20 last week after she couldn’t pay her phone bill.
Remember we were discussing that?
NO I JUST LET HER BORROW TWENTY DOLLARS SHE ALREADY PAID HER PHONE BILL
GIRL
I had to ask her twice for it back.
Then finally yesterday
FINALLY YESTERDAY
She gives me 10 dollars of it right.
And then says OH HEY I GOT THESE FOR SALE I GIVE YOU A FRONT
I’m like
BITCH YOU CAN’T AFFORD TO GIVE FRONTS YOU OWE PEOPLE MONEY
i almost said to her okay give me a 10 bag of weed but then I’m like you know let me see if she’ll actually give me the damn cash.
…
Idk she had some slow looking dude in the car yesterday
YEAH
He don’t look like he’s all there in the head
OH SHIT
…
I apologize for the wait how can I help you
Honestly nothing here you don’t expect but at the same time still pretty mild. And remember that includes being disgusting, shit talking coworkers, bad debt, a dime bag, an unpaid phone bill and some slow looking motherfucker all under a 2 minute window. Now imagine a completely unfiltered behind the scenes look at your local fast food spot over the course of an afternoon and I think we can agree this 2 minutes is the first and last taste of DRIVE THRUS UNCUT that I will ever want to consume in my life. Each progressive second of exposure risks a lifetime of disgust and I’m not about to roll the dice on Ronald.
Which Reminds Me.
If you or a loved one have a ridiculous fast food story, keep it to your goddamn selves. Ambiguity is delicious.