I TAP OUT - McDonalds Employee Accidentally Leaves Her Mic On Between Drive Thru Orders

The Unofficial Transcript (TUT):

No. If I’m gonna clean on my day off, Imma clean at home.

AND

It was hotter than a motherfucker in here dude.

I’m like

I’m not cleaning in this you gotta be fucked up. I took my ass back up out of here I didn’t say nothing to nobody I just walked out.

Okay babe.

No I know.

I’ll tell you when you come back into work. Let me get this order.

IT’S ABOUT BRITTANY.

Man.

Man she’s a joke

Okay so I loaded $20 last week after she couldn’t pay her phone bill.

Remember we were discussing that?

NO I JUST LET HER BORROW TWENTY DOLLARS SHE ALREADY PAID HER PHONE BILL

GIRL

I had to ask her twice for it back.

Then finally yesterday

FINALLY YESTERDAY

She gives me 10 dollars of it right.

And then says OH HEY I GOT THESE FOR SALE I GIVE YOU A FRONT

I’m like

BITCH YOU CAN’T AFFORD TO GIVE FRONTS YOU OWE PEOPLE MONEY

i almost said to her okay give me a 10 bag of weed but then I’m like you know let me see if she’ll actually give me the damn cash.

Idk she had some slow looking dude in the car yesterday

YEAH

He don’t look like he’s all there in the head

OH SHIT

I apologize for the wait how can I help you

Honestly nothing here you don’t expect but at the same time still pretty mild. And remember that includes being disgusting, shit talking coworkers, bad debt, a dime bag, an unpaid phone bill and some slow looking motherfucker all under a 2 minute window. Now imagine a completely unfiltered behind the scenes look at your local fast food spot over the course of an afternoon and I think we can agree this 2 minutes is the first and last taste of DRIVE THRUS UNCUT that I will ever want to consume in my life. Each progressive second of exposure risks a lifetime of disgust and I’m not about to roll the dice on Ronald.

Which Reminds Me.

If you or a loved one have a ridiculous fast food story, keep it to your goddamn selves. Ambiguity is delicious.

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