Smitty's AC Poker Diary: We're Onto Day 2 With A Solid Stack, Nate Is Even More Deceased, And We're Still Giving Away 10% Of Our Total Winnings

Smitty 7/23/2019 11:45 AM

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We’re onto Day 2! Victory For The People. Let’s check in on our dear friend Eric Nathan and see how he’s faring after being declared dead in the Borgata Summer Open Main Event tournament:

Neat!

As for those still breathing, it’s a pretty dusty field out there, folks. 450 people entered and maybe, just maybe 10 people actually know how to play poker (I am not one of them). So OF COURSE I got a table draw with WSOP Main Event champ and NE Philly native Joe McKeeehen sits two to my left. ‘Twas cute. But we persevered, battled, and eventually conquered with a HUGE flop that saw my nut flush absolutely cooler a poor guy’s second nut flush, proving this game is very, very easy and delightful when you get the best hand possible. That bumped me up from 40K to around 90K, and we finished at 76K. Not too shabby. Chip average is around 67K with 202 people left, so who knows? Maybe we can get lucky, run pure, and take this bitch down. Or maybe (more realistically) we can fight hard only to be sucked out on and be forced to take the degenerate express (Greyhound) back to NYC. AKA the most depressing voyage known to man. But let’s hope for the best as if I do someway, somehow get some straight cash homie, 10% of it is going to the people:

Follow along where you know where and let’s do something special. Actually, just let’s collect more cash solely to throw the bills into more casino worker’s faces. Cause that’s what we do just for the hell of it, dammit. As a hardo blockhead, I TOTALLY didn’t warn her and ask for permission to chuck money down on the cashier’s table. I’m just a head full of cement. You should’ve seen it off camera when I dropkicked a puppy and power cleaned a kid’s wheelchair through the casino ceiling for good luck. That’s how winning is done, baby.